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Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.
My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.
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Get off me charge

A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.
Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!
by DHirtyFYL November 2, 2023
mugGet the Get off me chargemug.

hop off

hop off my dick. Dickriding the person, following them, asking them questions, etc. Usually some white person who wants to be part of the black kids group.
Tyler: Yo can I sit with you guys?
Jakeelan: No hop off damn.
by CHSGangGang October 24, 2019
mugGet the hop offmug.

off tha hook

by Anonymous September 12, 2003
mugGet the off tha hookmug.

off the maloney

My friend works out all the time, he's shredded off the maloney.
by Cheesed to be Me August 14, 2023
mugGet the off the maloneymug.

ding off

To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.
Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."
by Jerble Berble November 24, 2016
mugGet the ding offmug.

David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.
A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
by Quickbrother August 21, 2019
mugGet the David offmug.

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