Dyslexic Bae Syndrome

This is when Sophia can’t spell correctly and repeatedly tried over and over again to spell and failed at each and every attempt

“Is this how it’s spelled or do I have dyslexic bae syndrome”

by Not very smart Sophia June 18, 2021

British Syndrome

It’s a syndrome that people who aren‘t british are mostly diagnosed by, where they randomly start speaking british, or feeling like they want to speak british for the whole day. British Attacks is when you suddenly start speaking british or saying british slangs randomly.

Jake: “Look at this picture my girl sent me, isn’t she cute?”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”

by effyourmum March 22, 2023

pathy syndrome

pathy syndrome is the need or urge to court or engage with any female that crosses ones path

Sab takes any opportunity he gets to compliment and converse with women. He definitely has the Pathy Syndrome

by rizzler69 April 16, 2023

congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.

"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."

by Foxydot March 29, 2015

Mommy syndrome

This is a parody disease where a person gets called mommy a lot. The "disease" shows no symptoms to the carrier and the only symptom is calling the carrier withing the disease "mommy. So if you have this syndrome, it means a lot of people call you mommy.

Random guy in the distance 1: Damn mommy.
Random guy in the distance 2: Yeah mommy, you tryna hit?
Overlooker 1: Why dey keep calling ha mommy? is she dey suga momma?
Overlooker 2: Na, she just got that mommy syndrome.
Overlooker 1: Mommy syndrome?
Overlooker 2: Yea, its where people call you mommy a lot.
Overlooker 2: Awn damn. Wish i had it ngl.

by Mommymilkers2.0 June 20, 2022

Harry & Megan Syndrome

When one goes to extraordinary lengths to draw attention to oneself to claim to be a victim.

"i can't believe he is acting that way. He must be suffering Harry & Megan Syndrome

by anonymous May 19, 2023

Nathan syndrome

A contagious syndrome whereby an individual understands and has revised all the content in class but pretends to be perpetually confused to conform to the status quo.

For example, telling your friends you don't know what a quota is just before your economics test, but then getting full scores for it, is the perfect example of Nathan syndrome.

Stop lying. I know you have revised, you clearly have Nathan syndrome!

by anonymous April 18, 2022