Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

opposite face

An insult meaning your ass is where your face is supposed to be and vice versa.

a really good comeback

"opposite face"

by KILLAKURT203 March 24, 2010

shivell shit face

somebody with a shit eating smile.,like a politician or a car salesman.

I really hate those shivell shit face types, they're so cheezy looking.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

pooh-faced

As opposed to po-faced (Urban Dictionary & British dictionaries), pooh-faced is a happy, Happy, HAPPY visage inspired by large intakes of honey, or beer, or wine, or legal dispensary goods that leaves one’s face in a constant grin that causes to observers to smile, even if against their will.

Puck, blazing his ever present pooh-faced for all to see, seemed to dare me not to crack a laugh at the absurdity of each morning’s arrival.

by Darko Vader February 14, 2023

Cock in face

When you are getting a blowie and you put your legs over the girls shoulders and pound her face with your cock .

Matt likes to give his bird cock in face

by Cif 1981 June 2, 2021

Face Quentin

Facebook jail.

Billy Bob got three days in Face Quentin for posting an Islamophobic meme.

by Heez Ded Gym April 18, 2018