Anal Baby

When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.

"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"

by Stretfordian February 23, 2021

baby

a smelly sticky goblin alien

im a baby

by ismell_ June 8, 2021

scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017

Wic baby

A person who was raised with government assistance.

That bum Maya is a wic baby

by MayasFan3432 September 11, 2021

baby bong

Half the size of a normal bong (little sized bong)

I'm real feeling it now I'm only going have a baby bong

by Kinganswers December 18, 2015

Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.

"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."

by UnseriousCat October 12, 2017

Baby Boo

Somebody who is over all annoying, with a variety of other possible side affects. They typically never get any romantic relationships. They often do annoying things randomly, with zero context. Example: unfunny your mom jokes, random cringe songs out of nowhere, and rick rolls. They will almost always think they are hilarious, cool, or both.

You are such a Baby Boo! Why do you rick roll me every day?

by Bombani July 8, 2022