hot fan

Someone that really likes you but you think their hot but you don't wanna go out with them.

Gerald is a real hot fan to me

by SnipeyDew October 26, 2017

Hot Pasty

An attractive woman from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Toivo Rintamaki: Ya sure are quite da little hot pasty, ain't ya!
Toivo's 15-year-old niece: ...

by Nigel Thwok January 15, 2024

hot dog

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.

That is a hot dog ass man.

by dumsol November 27, 2016

Hot Basket

When your friend passes out and you tea-bag him with your taint.

Simon passed out on the couch and I totally gave him a hot basket.

by graficViolence August 10, 2018

HOT DUMPSTER

The worst smell you can possible think of smelling. If you sleep in a dumpster in the summer heat this is how bad you would smell.

That guy with no shoes on smells like a hot dumpster.

by paramedic_mike August 20, 2017

Hot Frosty

"A hot frosty is when someone who is lactose intolerant drinks a gallon of milk then shits all over their friend's bare ass to the Harlem shake."

I can't believe you're just now finding out that Blippi did the hot frosty on that dude.

by Chromacorn December 27, 2024

Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.

“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”

by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018