Pulling a Cosby

Never ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.

Me: Im going to the apple store to buy a new laptop.
Them: What does your husband think?
Me: He doesnt know, Im going Pulling a Cosby.

by TwoFree January 27, 2015

Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know

A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!

by SAJEMA October 21, 2010

Pulling a Will

The act of looking at a female's buttocks in secret and subsequently denying your actions

Bob: I saw that buddy you were pulling a Will
Will: Saw what I was just snapping my babes
Bob: You were looking right at her ass
Will: No I wasn't
Bob: Yeah you were

by lilchungus68 September 29, 2020

pulling tabs

often a term used to describe somebody who sells drugs, or does drugs incase of tapped phones or suspicious by-standers

"yeah he's pulling tabs over at the park, I know its kinda weird.

by Manimack-So-Best-So-Lean May 7, 2009

Pulling a usher

sliding on your knees to grab someone as popularized by Usher in the music video for There goes my baby in which he slides across the floor and kinda hugs his girl. Just watch the video if you dk.

"dude you're down bad"
"Damn right, I'mma be pulling a usher when I see her"

by singittothetuneof March 5, 2025

Pulling an Oliver

When someone tries extremely hard at a video game but cant seem to beat his friend, despite owning the game.

Jack: wow Gerald is so shit at this game, i thought he owned it......
Daniel: yeah well it seems like he just cant stop pulling an Oliver.

by Illustrious Left Testicle December 3, 2016

Texas rope pull

Tug of war with a sounding rod, while inside 2 people’s urethras.

Hey Chris let’s do a Texas rope pull.

by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025