getting dayanned

Getting Dayanned (verb):
Widely used term for when your fingers and autocorrect team up to embarrass you by turning a simple sentence into an unholy mess of typos. It’s giving “keyboard betrayal” with a side of can’t type to save my life. Usually followed by your friends roasting you for hours.

Basically, it’s serving spellcheck is free, bestie.

Example:
Person 1: “I’ll meet you at the mooseum for lunshtime.”
Person 2: “The… what? You mean the museum for lunchtime?”
Person 1: “Ugh, I keep getting Dayanned!”

by Lolyourbiggestoppisherw December 30, 2024

Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty

Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear

by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020

Get Die

A over-simplified or less serious variation of "Kill yourself" or "Die in a Ditch"
Useful to get your point across in a short amount of time such as through texting or online videogame lobbies

Dude: Man, fuck you for using *non-meta build* in *videogame*
Bro: Get Die, idiot.

by Legeth'Drn August 3, 2022

Getting cake up

Meaning getting your money up

“In the back of my Bentley getting cake up “

by 999wrldyuh999 May 24, 2021

Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

get gharthed

When someone disappoints you so much that you give up any hope of rehabilitation. The person breaks his word over numerous of times and falsely apologizes in the praised attempt of doing better but actually doing the opposite in the future. To "get gharthed" means for the affected party to be fully resigned of the guilty person and loose all hope in them.

Did he fuck up AGAIN? Man, I'd hate to get gharthed like that.

by HydingHotsu January 13, 2019

getting fish

When you are so desperate for pussy, that you don't care where its been.

Hey bro, I'm getting fish tonight with Sydney.

I hear she doesn't clean herself dude.
I don't care, I need that pussy.

by Reyality_ February 5, 2021