Did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?

No, you probably heard this on the radio

Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT

by Hawdndidueu April 17, 2021

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my baby got back

Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.

Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"

by Davey Didoe April 17, 2021

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Group baby

Someone who started their career in the special operations community as an enabler and has never left.

That motherfucker is a group baby and has no idea how the rest of the army works.

by TheAceTomato April 18, 2021

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baby bouillon

Ejaculate, cum, penis spritzer

I’ve been cooking’ this baby bouillon all night, baby. Open up.

by DropDead GOREgeous April 18, 2021

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Back before modern history many things were killing human beings such as lions, giant birds, disease and our environment. So due to natural selection a lot of our ancestors that were lower IQ suffered these fates but for a reason and that reason is to make our species more intelligent/stronger as a whole by killing off the not so smart and strong and making sure they do no procreate. Thanks to advanced technology those children that should of perished are now alive breeding and that is what is wrong with our society.

" Look at John trying to stick his finger up a gator's ass for fun! You know he was for sure a "cliff baby"!

by PixieMixie April 19, 2021

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