Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.
by JPMorganJr August 4, 2023
Get the suck my fat cock you dip shitmug. by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018
Get the I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.mug. The most powerful insult that can only be used in the rarest situations and instantly sends them to super hell (hell beyond hell)
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny
Person 2: ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Ur Great Grandpa has a cock in his jaw
Person 2 *instantly vanishes and is sent to the lowest levels of super hell nearly going to super super hell*
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny
Person 2: ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Ur Great Grandpa has a cock in his jaw
Person 2 *instantly vanishes and is sent to the lowest levels of super hell nearly going to super super hell*
by SpooksterBootster May 10, 2018
Get the Ur Great Grandpa has a cock in his jawmug. how are you doing
by Brad Bath January 31, 2009
Get the how ya gettin on me o cockmug. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022
Get the Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pacemug. arun has a massive cock
arun has a hairy cock
people named morgan dont have a cock but they do in their asshole
arun has a hairy cock
people named morgan dont have a cock but they do in their asshole
dam arun has a hairy cock
arun has a fucking massive cock
arun is a hairy cock and has a big one as you can see
arun has a fucking massive cock
arun is a hairy cock and has a big one as you can see
by cum in my face master 91919191 April 6, 2022
Get the arun is a hairy cock and has a big onemug. Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
Get the I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cockmug.