Jessi did sex with a queenka?

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

by syafinaz? September 18, 2023

hotel room sex law

This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.

I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.

by Popesum October 18, 2020

I Just Had Sex

A single by the lonely island featuring Akon describing their ever recent.....SEX!!!

Dad "son what where you doing last night?"
Son " I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FEEELT SO GOOD!!

by maverick12awesome December 22, 2010

Sex Smoothie

A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.

Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!

by E-Rox April 12, 2016

alien sex fiend

A joint of marijuana laced with PCP.

purple monkey dishwasher

by Dekan May 13, 2004

Urban Dictionary sex act

A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.

Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.

by chaos5023 October 5, 2011

canna-butter butt sex

The act of using canna-butter as a sexual lubricant for anal intercourse.

Ray and I had canna-butter butt sex and we got stoned out of our gourds.

by zukandy May 9, 2014