A mental issue that occurs after living in the small town of Sprague, Washington for more than 5 minutes.
Symptoms that occur are:
1. Total lack of social skills
2. Having a tendency to spread drama
3. Blowing minor issues out of proportion
4. Taking any form of criticism as an attack
5. Losing the ability to reason
Sprague Syndrome largely occurs within Sprague, Washington, however it can and most likely has spread into the outside world. Sources claim that the ailment occurs because of the poor social environment in Sprague, hence the name “Sprague Syndrome”. In some exceptional cases, persons in Sprague have been seen to be immune to the effects of Sprague Syndrome. These people are usually found griping about Sprague Syndrome on internet forums.
Symptoms that occur are:
1. Total lack of social skills
2. Having a tendency to spread drama
3. Blowing minor issues out of proportion
4. Taking any form of criticism as an attack
5. Losing the ability to reason
Sprague Syndrome largely occurs within Sprague, Washington, however it can and most likely has spread into the outside world. Sources claim that the ailment occurs because of the poor social environment in Sprague, hence the name “Sprague Syndrome”. In some exceptional cases, persons in Sprague have been seen to be immune to the effects of Sprague Syndrome. These people are usually found griping about Sprague Syndrome on internet forums.
Guy 1: “Damn, this chick’s nuts, she must have a major case of Sprague Syndrome.”
Guy 2: “That’s what you get for messing with Sprague chicks my guy!”
Guy 2: “That’s what you get for messing with Sprague chicks my guy!”
by Really_Bad_Name519 July 19, 2022
Get the Sprague Syndromemug. Alice Syndrome is when you get into a relationship after 2 days of meeting your partner and pretend that it’s deep love and that you care about your partner and what not, then it turns out being false and you never really cared, just pretended and wanted a distraction to try and get over your ex, it usually lasts about 3-4 months. You use the excuse that you “Lost feelings” as a form of breakup.
by MarcoMelux July 15, 2025
Get the Alice Syndromemug. The state of having so many captivating profile photo options that it becomes extremely difficult to pick one. Other common symptoms are being extremely good looking, stylish, or otherwise dapper.
by senor_chang September 12, 2014
Get the profile image inundation syndromemug. a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
by lefpudeler December 10, 2023
Get the late onset redneck syndromemug. When a man (most likely white) has to show off their toxic superiority by acting aggressively to overcompensate for their lack of manhood.
They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.
These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.
It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;
- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick
There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.
Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.
These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.
It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;
- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick
There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.
Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
*Stranger gives help on social media by commenting several times a similar post of their experiences of product or service*
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!
Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.
We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.
Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!
Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.
We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.
Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
by FartLady77 May 23, 2022
Get the Small Dick Syndromemug. by croissanne November 26, 2023
Get the SNAE syndromemug. Aka. P.D.S.; A major social and political problem where an individual to identify as being a supporter of one political party and or ideology, but then changes their identity and or ideology done often times to better align with their values and beliefs. Rather than accept their identity as being part of who they are and move on, the individual will strenuously deny that they ever had that identity and will overtly take political stances and mobilize on issues that are consistent with what their new political identity; in order to make their new identity seem more legitimate to themselves and other people and or to help them deal with the fact they feel embarrassed and or guilty because of their former political identity. People with this often times endure a lot of fear that people will not see them as being a legitimate supporter of the new political party and or ideology they use, emotional and mental restlessness caused by their belief they have to actively work to make up for their former identity, and or intense guilt for having their previous identity.
Marvin: Why does Stacy always seem to talk about politics. I understand that she is passionate about her beliefs, but she does not need to talk about it constantly.
Janet: I think she has political denial syndrome. If I’m recalling correctly, she used to be a republican, but after having some issues related to Trump’s actions and the capital riots her beliefs shifted to strongly favoring the democrats. Because of all the things the republicans did and the fact she had backed them in the past, she may feel that she has to make up for having that identity because she may feel indirectly responsible for what happened because she voted some of the politicians responsible for it. It could also be that she could be embarrassed by her former identity and her actively discussing her views is one of the ways she deals with discomfort.
Marvin: No offense, but, in a way, it almost sounds like she could need counselor or a good friend to talk to help her deal with her discomfort and stress if that is the case.
Janet: Yes, I think your right about that.
Janet: I think she has political denial syndrome. If I’m recalling correctly, she used to be a republican, but after having some issues related to Trump’s actions and the capital riots her beliefs shifted to strongly favoring the democrats. Because of all the things the republicans did and the fact she had backed them in the past, she may feel that she has to make up for having that identity because she may feel indirectly responsible for what happened because she voted some of the politicians responsible for it. It could also be that she could be embarrassed by her former identity and her actively discussing her views is one of the ways she deals with discomfort.
Marvin: No offense, but, in a way, it almost sounds like she could need counselor or a good friend to talk to help her deal with her discomfort and stress if that is the case.
Janet: Yes, I think your right about that.
by Vanguard 1998 May 5, 2021
Get the Political denial syndromemug.