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the sawed off

Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
by Stew&theJew May 2, 2018
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pay off the principal

Not to be confused with the shrewdly-prudent and virtuously-responsible practice of diligently settling your bills "up front and in full" and therefore carrying a zero balance (i.e., your "principle") on your credit card each month to avoid interest-fees, this term refers to the decidedly UNWISE and UNFAIR act of BRIBING (i.e., "paying off") the head-honcho at an establishment of learning (i.e., the "principal"), so that he'll kiss-buttingly bow to your outrageous stipulations and/or preferentially pull strings on your behalf, often to the detriment of others in the school.
Probably Ethan Couch's absurdly-indulgent father initially tried to pay off the principal so that his spoiled-a** Little Prince could be coddled and given unduly-preferential treatment, but then when this failed, he upped the ante by threatening to buy the entire school just so that Ethan could be tutored the way HE preferred him to be.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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Piss me off

To piss someone off means to make them extremely angry or enraged or to cause someone to feel this way.
Don't piss me off. I'm not in the mood.
by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024
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SPED-off

A competition wherein participants attempt to act the most neurodivergent using sounds, gestures, and actions (i.e. T-rex arms and moan-screams)
Armstrong always won SPED-offs using his natural voice and demeaner, as well as throwing nearby objects.
by "Prolly not" October 9, 2025
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to take on a task that is too big
i don't think that u can lift that large rock, don't try to bite off more than what u can chew..
by 13wishes April 22, 2014
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gone off apricot

The gone off apricots smelled like piss.
by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023
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Off the rails

Keith Inglis aka pretty boy boxer

defined as Keith Ingls aka pretty boy boxer is wild and out off control loves to party getting pissed and travel the whole of the south east in 1 weekend
Keith Inglis aka pretty boy boxer is defined as an absolute animal when it comes to partying if you make it home after a night out you are very lucky

If someone goes off the rails, they start to behave in a way that other people think is unacceptable or very strange, for example they start taking drugs or breaking the law.
by Kian Foulds September 19, 2021
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