Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.

It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !

by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025

Head Banger

Head banger is a phrase to describe a person place or event that is on and popping.

“Will there ever be another Tapanga? “Will there ever be another Head Banger!”

by Dadonn January 5, 2025

stuck in my head in reverse

Stuck in my head in reverse

Stuck in my head in reverse

by Jahse December 12, 2021

HEAD HUNTERS

CRIMMINALS! WORKING TO RECRUIT OTHERS TO DO CRIME!

THE HEAD HUNTERS WERE REPORTED TO THE POLICE FOR IMPERSONATING THE POLICE.

by CITIZEN OF THE 🇺🇸 April 27, 2021

T-Rex head

Someone who resolves most confrontation through biting

Oh god the horror, Grace just hit that kids face off when he called her a smellbag. What a T-Rex head.

by Not Fergal. February 6, 2023

Homie Head

To give oral to a friend with no intentions of a romantic relationship. Both parties remain homies without complications after the act. Much closer friendship than “friends with benefits”.

Bethany and Mike engaged in homie head before going to the party. Bethany was Mike’s wing woman that night.

by B. Hart January 20, 2024

[Leech Head]

A blow job given to a blood covered cock; typically a penis covered in menstrual blood.

Last night in the dark this girl was fucking and sucking my cock like a hose hound, and when we were done there was still blood at the base of the shaft of my penis. I'm pretty sure I got leech head!

by MCTAHOE July 3, 2011