to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.
by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 04, 2021
Damnn dras... that right there is the work of a bongwater baby.
or in real-time..
Don't throw the baby out with the bong water.
or in real-time..
Don't throw the baby out with the bong water.
by rux September 12, 2014
A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.
by Lemon on the floor June 28, 2022
Somebody who is over all annoying, with a variety of other possible side affects. They typically never get any romantic relationships. They often do annoying things randomly, with zero context. Example: unfunny your mom jokes, random cringe songs out of nowhere, and rick rolls. They will almost always think they are hilarious, cool, or both.
by Bombani July 08, 2022
A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.
Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
by danibanana31 October 11, 2011