The San Francisco gay firemen squad see God's punishment for their sodomy, but they still don't repent.
by queensburykid August 1, 2022
Get the Gay firemen mug.A ‘baby gay’ is a fruity individual who recently came out of the closet. Baby gay’s may wear a lot of rainbows, maybe speak in ‘cringy’ slang such as “Gay panic!” or “Ew, a straggot!”, they are just as ‘cringy’ and ‘innocent’ as they come.
You would be considered a baby gay if you recently came out of the closet in the past couple years, but more specifically how you act when you do. It’s not exactly a bad thing, every fruity individual went through their ‘cringy Cavetown and rainbow everything’ phase.
Whatever you do though, don’t intervene—it’s canon.
You would be considered a baby gay if you recently came out of the closet in the past couple years, but more specifically how you act when you do. It’s not exactly a bad thing, every fruity individual went through their ‘cringy Cavetown and rainbow everything’ phase.
Whatever you do though, don’t intervene—it’s canon.
“Woah look at them! They are all rainbow and sparkles!”
“Awwe a baby gay! They must be protected at all costs!”
“Awwe a baby gay! They must be protected at all costs!”
by marsbarskitty March 10, 2025
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A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
by Anonymous submissions March 25, 2024
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