flint-faced hag

one ugly son of a bitch

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED

by Mr.PantsySmarts January 06, 2023

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Panda Faced

The face of a sad Asian. If you hurt an Asians feelings their face will look panda like. So being Panda Faced

Asian : " that hurts don't be mean"
White : "I'm sorry don't get all Panda Faced on me"

by kiwipixiedust May 12, 2011

Open Face Sandwich

When someone is laying on there back with there mouth open and a male runs towards them jumps and land cock first in their mouth.

I gave my buddy an Open Face Sandwich last night.

by Nyequil May 28, 2022

filet a face

To cut a bitch face when she’s out of pocket. Similar to buck 50 but it’s not from mouth to ear. I

That bitch is bout to catch a filet a face for talking to my man like that.

by Bloodyshoes October 18, 2017

Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 11, 2021

Tribal Face Paint

When someone on their period sits on your face.

“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”

by Furphobic November 24, 2023