I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

dog

the animal that dad didnt want but still loves and plays with and will always be his best friend.

family: wants a dog
dad: doesnt want a dog
dad and dog: party noises

by edgiestsoup10 December 10, 2020

Dog scissor

The sexual act of rubbing one’s anus on someone else’s anus.

Jordan spent all night dog scissoring his partner.

by Marcass-hole August 15, 2021

Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

Dog shot

A sucker punch to the head from behind. Originates in Australia.

I was in the hotel drinking a stubby of Victoria Bitter and that fucker gave me a dog shot right 'round the back of the head

by jonmlofo July 27, 2021

Dog

Bussin Bussin

Dog: bussin Bussin

by Gukbb November 25, 2021