get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

Jill Off

Female masturbation

“I amso stressed and my boyfriend is out of town. Maybe I should Jill Off

by Hurricane Haddassah November 20, 2018

pimped off

To leave or walk away.

I was supposed to get picked up, but dude called saying his car broke down so I just pimped off.

by YaBoiInc February 3, 2025

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

off the dust

when people bust out the blow and are steady tweaking

these hoes damn near killed the bag; they're fuckin off the dust

by kfconnor October 26, 2017

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Yakked off the goozer

Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject

"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"

by octoNG March 25, 2024