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Zombie Mom

In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.
My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!
by AlyDean April 7, 2022
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Potato zombie

"That's a load of potato zombie"
by Chit4brans October 15, 2020
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Zombie Journalism

Filler content/stories that relentlessly devour any new tidbit of information about a film or TV show regardless of whether any information was actually present, leading to a horde of similar stories about equally inane "details." Usually, these stories originate from Reddit fan-theories and end up being treated as news.
"Did you see that 500 word story about that 13 second Game of Thrones clip for the final season?"

"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"

"Zombie journalism sucks!"
by mAnomie March 3, 2019
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Zombie Fact

A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.
“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”

“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”
by TheShickle November 6, 2021
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Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.
Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro
by Huge hammer69 September 30, 2016
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Battlefield Zombies

A game that should be made, but EA is too scared to make such a masterpiece.
Me: "EA, please give us Battlefield Zombies."

EA: "Nah, just wait another 80 years."
by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020
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Crombie Zombie

An emasculated, stingy, ill looking creature that can be found hiding from the sun in Leith or in the bogs when its his round.
that crombie zombie needs some factor 50!
by jimbojumbojambo March 13, 2009
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