1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.
2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011
Get the Net Zombie mug.When you take too much amphetamines (like adderall) and you’re so high, zoned in like a zombie. Also applicable when rolling on molly.
by FSUbae December 21, 2022
Get the Zombie Mode mug.When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
Get the Wobbling Zombie mug.A person that is addicted to social media, chatting, calling games and other apps beyond normal usage and displays addictive behavior making them display zombie-like behavior.
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"Well, Niels became Zombie Niels and tried to steal a car, but otherwise it was good"
"Well, Niels became Zombie Niels and tried to steal a car, but otherwise it was good"
by Adrian1906 January 9, 2020
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Get the Battlefield Zombies mug.This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.
Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020
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