Zoe

Is short and has red hair. Mainly used for girls, she has green eyes and will laugh hard at anything. She prefers rain over sun and is obvious to the thousands of boys who like her.

“Zoe I think he likes you”
“Oh”

by carrots?11111 July 20, 2023

Zoe

The best person alive

"Zoe is the best person alive"

by Userzoeuser August 22, 2023

Zoe

You’re lucky if you know a Zoe. Zoes are the best friends you could ever have. Zoes are kind and loving and sometimes crazy. But watch out. If you have a brother then she might just end up falling in love with him. Zoes are always brunette and so pretty. And your brother will fall for her hard. So just watch out for that. But every Zoe is all around amazing and never bland. They will make you laugh so hard and you’ll be their bestie forever. I’m jelly if you have a Zoe as a friend

Person 1:omg did you hear what happened to my friend?
Person 2: no. What happened?
Person 1: I heard that she became best friends with a Zoe and then Zoe started dating her brother!
Person 2: woah that’s crazy. She’s lucky to have a Zoe as a friend and soon to be sister in law

by Theslay August 24, 2023

Zoe Factor

By simply existing, people will fall in love with you.

Zoe: "I just met this girl and she is calling me asking me to text her back"
Friend: "Damn it's just that Zoe factor"

by SycoMode September 13, 2023

Zoe He

My grandma.

Zoe He is over there! We should talk to her.

by kiki's grandikik September 18, 2023

Zoe

Zoe's are either really nice or really annoying. The bad Zoe's will be the type of person to get into the way of your homie rizzing up a 10/10. Good Zoe's will always be there for you, no matter what you're going through.

Person 1: Zoe's coming to the party
Person 2: good or bad Zoe
Person 1: good Zoe
Person 2: thank god

by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023

Zoe

Zoe is so cool. She loves the office and will message you about Jim and Pam no matter the time. Zoe is also very loyal, hypothetically, if kids were taking all the turf out of the football field at your school and making pentagrams on the track with it, zoe would not hesitate to film the kid in the communist hat running in a circle around the pentagram, even when the teachers tell her to stop. She is your partner in crime.

“Zoe drew that penis on the board”

by Maggie Simpson November 22, 2021