Wankering

The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.

They were both wankering in computer science.

by Hidded May 27, 2018

hobnocking wanker

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.

Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker

by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014

suck my wanker

Meaning "Suck my penis" in slang.

Issac: Suck my wanker. Me: Shutup

by Issacthebootyhole December 22, 2016

Weenie-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.

That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!

by Lynerally February 7, 2024

Kunai wanker

Kunai wanker refers to person who plays Wraith in the Apex Legends 24/7 and does have kunai heirloom. Once rare item, nowadays used as an identifier of a wanker.

Freddy: Look at this kunai wanker in our team.

Johnny: Oh god, he will be totally useless again. RIP the ranked points.

by voyceboy November 23, 2020

wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016