jammy wanker

The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.

Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker

by russell gunther November 26, 2014

Polish Wanker

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

by ChildishPg January 02, 2016

bartle wanker

A wild rif raf who wanks off in class

It’s a bartle wanker

by Skinny wanker October 17, 2017

wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

Whitefield Wanker

An upper class guy that uses daddy's credit card to try find himself in Thailand

Oh man, I was chilling with him the other week, he was banging on about his trip to Thailand, he is a totally Whitefield Wanker.

by NomadWordMaker January 07, 2021

Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

lanyard wanker

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.

The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work

by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022