by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

I whipped my dick out and that bitch wouldn't shut up. She's a damn screamin wang sucker. No worries that head still good tho
by chinesewonton December 14, 2017

A term used from one person to another to express that they are simply making a joke and are not serious.
Levi: Your mom is so hot, can I bang her?
Jaime: Excuse me?
Levi: Calm down, I'm just yankin' your wang.
Jaime: ...
Jaime: Excuse me?
Levi: Calm down, I'm just yankin' your wang.
Jaime: ...
by FacePalm1 March 23, 2011

by hblfbgu;eqbriubgrequ May 26, 2010

A NPC (Non-Playable character) in a computer game that keeps screwing up your game plan, and runs around like an arsehole. Especially applicable to anyone particularly annoying on Dynasty Warriors.
by kyle-o-doodlo December 9, 2008

Mr Wang Noodle is a chinese shop, soon to be opened by Mr. Joe Cartwright on Ireland, i would advise you not to go to this chinese shop, and if your in the area you should definitely go to the newly opened Indian curry house, opened by Mr. Hamil Habiib Habab. Mr. Wang Noodle is going to be owned by Mr. Joe Cartwright, who has been prisonised for kidnapping and abusing children, and im pretty sure he wont stop.
Hello it is I Hamil Habiib Habab, come to my Indian curry house, not that dog eating, kiddy fiddling fuckface Mr. Wang Noodle
by Harry.Clarke November 11, 2020

When two gay men have had sex with the same man, but haven't had sex with each other. A useful tool for deciding whether or not a potential sexual partner is out of your league.
"Do you think I have a shot with Adam?"
"Sure, you guys are one-wang-away."
"We are? How?"
"He dated Trevor last fall."
"Awesome."
"Sure, you guys are one-wang-away."
"We are? How?"
"He dated Trevor last fall."
"Awesome."
by Juicien Durfus November 14, 2009
