by Penis Lizard July 25, 2020
Get the Paddy Wagon mug.One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023
Get the E-Class Wagon mug.My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023
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Get the Douchebaggin' wagon mug.A wagon is not only a transportation device (one especially loved by Girl Scouts to sell cookies) but is also a great nickname for someone with a precious meaning. A Wagon is someone near and dear to your heart that has a spectacular sense of humour and is a fantastic accountant.
Wagons always cause laughter, bring friends together and best of all they enjoy pho. When in a crowd it is always super easy because they’re beyond stunning and always have freshly chopped bangs.
Wagons are exotically great at art and navigating public transit. Wagons are the freshest people you’ll ever meet.
Wagons always cause laughter, bring friends together and best of all they enjoy pho. When in a crowd it is always super easy because they’re beyond stunning and always have freshly chopped bangs.
Wagons are exotically great at art and navigating public transit. Wagons are the freshest people you’ll ever meet.
Person 1: hey did you see that gal with the radiant smile and insanely hot bangs?
Person 2: yeah she has a sassy sense of humour and I heard she enjoys pho!
Person 3: looks like we’ve spotted a Wagon
Person 2: yeah she has a sassy sense of humour and I heard she enjoys pho!
Person 3: looks like we’ve spotted a Wagon
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