the walking head

When someone gives another person a blowjob while walking.

The fluffer: "quit walking so fast"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"

by Sir Murkchode January 24, 2014

Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

A walking fuck

Someone who is just sexually applealing to you.

Yo bro... she is a walking fuck bro. I want that.

by semsters18 March 5, 2017

free style walking

when walking you begin to jump off of things doing spins or flips if managable.
walking with hands or just dancing while walking. just make that walk intersting and your own style.

look at that guy, he's a hardcore free style walker. i wish i ould do some free style walking.

by chunkography January 6, 2009

j walking

to walk on any street with a lit joint to smoke

I was j walking and this cop smelt my dank. So i ran across the street withough looking.

by AB-bomb August 31, 2006

warking

The act of pissing about on Facebook when one really ought to be working.

Are you still at work?" "Yes, I've been warking really hard. I still have a giant stack of paperwork but I gained three levels in Farmville.

by segacs November 9, 2010

walking on clouds

When you meet a girl in your Spanish class and speak with her for 2 minutes, and decide you want to marry her.

To not walk on clouds: see, "shitting the moon"

I am walking on clouds right now!!!!!!!

by Brucey Bonus November 8, 2006