uncle fatty

an extremely obese monkey who was sent to fat camp to achieve major weight loss

i love uncle fatty

by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021

Uncle Fatty

The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)

Bro who is the fattest monkey
uncle fatty

by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023

Uncle Horchata

Your Mexican uncle that doesn't let you touch his bald head.

My uncle horchata shot me after I tried touching his bald head

by Dick feather May 05, 2018

An Uncle Fester

An irritating roommate that constantly makes life difficult.

I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.

Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.

by Glowspank December 20, 2016

uncle tummy

A white person, mainly a white politician who is afraid to stand against a different race, even if they know its wrong.

WELL Leroy you are right that white person getting robbed, didnt have the right to shoot that colored man. Pass the chitlin and collard greens my man. Here ya go uncle tummy.

by Ricky black July 08, 2020

Uncle Rick

Uncle Rick is that guy who made us cry and laugh, and ultimately want to punch him in the face for his trolls, but would never do so because he somehow managed to squeeze his way onto that pedestal for our favorite author. Basically, he’s the best and the worst and you will never be the same again after reading his books. Specifically Percy Jackson.

Random: ha! You’re crying while reading!? Ugh, geek.
Literally anyone in the fandom: *hands Random Percy Jackson books*
Literally anyone in the fandom: *sees them crying while reading one week later* not so geeky now, huh?
Random: *literally sobbing* wha— how COULD— why— WHY!?!? *whispering* whyyyyyyyyyy
Literally anyone in the fandom: Uncle Rick is why

by I’dWinAFightWithABookInOneHand July 22, 2022

Uncle Runckel

1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior

Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.

by Cavenath July 07, 2017