Turkey Trail

A poorly maintained and rough road, which appears to be more suited for wildlife than vehicles.

"We had to take the back route home, but it was such a turkey trail that we felt like we were off-roading the entire way."

by Carboy512 December 5, 2024

Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.

I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.

by skidooboyspoopin December 17, 2024

Snap Back, The Old Dusty Trail

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

Trail pickle

Trail pickle the salty delicious snack resulting from a woman placing a cucumber in her vagina then going for hike.

There those Subaru drivers go to make their trail pickles.

by Uricofnewtart July 17, 2025

Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.

PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

Rip the trail

Go for a casual trail ride. Typically with friends. Enjoy the trail.

Steve and I went to rip the trail the other day. What a good ride!

by Frankdefines August 3, 2025

trail of clothes

Da jumbled line of hastily-cast-off shirts, pants, underwear, etc., dat you'd follow to discover which bedroom or other private enclosed space dat a horny couple hurried into in order to partake of a delightful bouncy-bouncy.

Generally you and a new chick don't hafta worry about getting "busted" by fellow humans if you live by yerself in a house or apartment, but if there are others in da vicinity, you'll wanna avoid a glaringly-obvious "trail of clothes" by forcing yourselves to wait till **after** you shut da bedroom door before you start lustfully peeling off each other's garments.

by QuacksO August 8, 2025