Tosser

Man with severe hand cramp, no girlfriend and a large collection of videos in plain paper bags.

any man who smells of love piss, especially those who leave it to dry on their belly.

by Tezza November 11, 2003

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teeter totter

1. A toy found on a playground.
2. A person who likes to ride the ass of a same sex partner, a faggot.
3. The act of butt-fucking.

1. Lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. That guy is a teeter totter.
3. He wants to teeter totter all over you rectum.

by Brandon B. October 15, 2003

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A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!

Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?

2 days later..... I meant to text.

WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!

by Icantakeit. December 13, 2012

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Purple Toaster

The eastr egg later in the game of gears of war.

Who Wants Toast!?
Marcus Fenix Says this when the purple toaster is activated?

by Sippy Doo August 12, 2009

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Spanish Toaster

When you are banging a Spanish chick on a hot summer day and when you are about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her back or stomach then spread it around with your penis, like you're spreading butter on toast.

Guy: Yo, last night was crazy.
Friend: What happened.
Guy: I showed her my Spanish Toaster

by NDcFont August 21, 2011

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