Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021

Turtlehead Moon

Classy shit coin that will make you zillions of dollars.

I'm retiring at 22 because I invested in Turtlehead Moon.

by JLS1985 May 5, 2021

moon client

Moon client is a cheat with very (very nice visuals)
Moon client is getting rewritten every 10 seconds.

Person 1: Wanna hop on moon client?
Person 2: nah its already patched

by Swofty July 26, 2022

matchu moone

The coolest most attractive guy ever.
FUCK YOU WAEL.

your such a matchu moone

by bigblackjuicyballs December 1, 2022

Harvest Moon

When you expose your bare ass, spread your cheeks and have a turtle head poking out.

Tim just have me a harvest moon. He better go shit before before he craps his pants.

by Dirty_Hairy84 September 24, 2022

Moon Shine

Anytime the Sun is shining on you and the Moon is visible in the sky simultaneously.

"Hi friend, what temperature is it outside?"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"

by RevelAndDance October 10, 2022

Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

by Eliad101 December 13, 2021