A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
by Credible Threat May 08, 2021
Save me Captain Urban! I'm being attacked a bunch of angry letters!
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`1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop\789+adfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230.
by collinbu98 January 18, 2015
The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.
1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"
by clayhands May 26, 2021
Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.
by Mystery1813 June 10, 2019
Damn, Captain Extra, you'd think Roy Rogers had a personal grudge against you! It's just a missing ketchup packet!
by Sambonater21 September 04, 2015
An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF
Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
by retro October 28, 2003
by JulieDonair July 15, 2022