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Obama Goggles

Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.
My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.
by flagdecal December 20, 2013
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The Obama Years

The Obama era from 2009 to 2017 and a lot of questionable activities and events happened between those years. These events included Operation Fast and Furious, Obamacare, WikiLeaks and much more.
The Obama Years are the most outrageous and disgusting events in American history.
by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017
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Groove Obama

An Obama Appreciation band, set up for the God of everything. He IS in fact the chocolate man from the Lynx ad. Formed by Jazz, Enud and Anne Frank, the three are usually called by Doesn't It The Matter, or The Shaky Surgeons. Often mistaken for Starsky, Hutch and the missing Cowboy from The Village People
Tabloid headings:
"Doesn't It goes political"
"Doesn't It says time for change!"
Guy#1: Have you listened to Groove Obama?
Guy#2: Did you mean Groove Armada?
Guy#1: No
Guy#2: Oh... Eh, go wan so la
Guy#1: That's the job
by Yer Wan January 23, 2009
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Mini Obama

One who loves Obama, almost or succesfully (although it isn't success. Talks about him in every sentence.
2 Boys
1st one. ZOMFG!!!!! Obama's elected!!!!!!
2nd one. But that was last year.....
1st one. I KNOW!!!!! isn't it GREAT!!!!!!
2nd one. (Save me god) You're such a mini Obama......
1st. AND I LOVE IT/HIM!!!!!!!
by Jman =D October 12, 2009
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Barack Obama

God in human form. Most likely a descendant of Morgan Freeman.
by deeter123 January 16, 2008
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Obama Bomb

The perfect pregame drink: grab a pint glass, fill it halfway with Keystone Light. Obtain a bottle of Root Beer Schnapps, pour a couple splahes in the half glass of Keystone Light. Bomb a few and you'll be as eloquent as Obama, bitches will be DTF.
"I had 5 Obama Bombs before I went out and it took me 5 minutes before I was fucking this girl"
by Fantasy Mike January 13, 2009
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obama effort

Raking the levees in your yard into piles but not picking them up to they eventually blow all over the yard again is an example of an obama effort
by $billz say quack March 20, 2009
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