Trumpspeak

A series of 2 or more sentences used to put information into the brains of those who like to rephrase sentences from right-wing political figures to try and defame them, in which all subsequent sentences are just a rephrasing of the first. They're not the most bright people, so this is unfortunately required in order to combat fake news.

"I am very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." This is called a combo-breaker. This is how you ensure information is translated clear as day for the most stupid of people.

"I don't hate mexicans. I love mexicans. I employ thousands of mexicans and by the way mexicans love me. They respect me. Everyone loves me." If Trumpspeak wasn't used here, the media would claim that Trump said he hated Mexicans. Forcing news stations to write down the same quote 3+ times all worded differently ensures that they can't snake their way into a defamation attempt.

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

thumper

a slang term for the main male sex organ; a penis

She was grindin' me so hard at the club that I whipped out ma thumper right there and gave it to her real good.

by Soupek January 24, 2005

Down in the Trumps

The act of misplacing one's own inadequacies on an external event which they had no control over. Feelings such as laziness, apathy, and lethargy because their parents told them "they can do anything" and they are now on their 5th year anniversary working as a barista which have made them depressed. They can externalize their problems by blaming Donald Trump as their President as the root for all of their problems.

I'm feeling down in the Trumps because I make $12 / hour and have $100k in student loans for my liberal arts degree.

by logic bunny April 24, 2017

thump

(police) the physical force necessary to take a combative person into custody

"We had to thump that guy after he tried to spit on me." (transfer of bodily fluids is a felony FYI)

by MB Mart--z February 5, 2003

tub thumpin

Engaging in sexual activity (usually intercourse) while under water . . . most commonly in a hot tub or bath tub but can refer to pools, lakes, ponds etc..

Joe and I went for a skinny dip at the cottage and it was such a turn on we ended up tub thumpin'.

by PHAT Betty November 28, 2007

Tristan thompson

1. (man) a combination of both tristan (a horrible sex partner), and a thompson (a man with no testicles).

2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.

3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.

Example 1
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.

Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.

Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.

by Mr. Stiky stiky September 24, 2011

Slip of the thumbs

When you are pleasuring your girl (i.e. wife, girl-friend, female friend with privileges, local slut, myspace whore.....) and your thumb "accidentally" slips into her asshole instead of her vagina.

Sorry it was a Slip of the thumbs its not like you havent had anything bigger in there.

by Fatboi AKA "Wetback" n proud February 16, 2009