you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015
Get the three sharts to the windmug. threesome involving either three guys or three girls only. basically just a gay threesome with no straights involved
Barbara: my new girlfriend Jessica has a girlfriend named Tiffany and we're having a sleepover
Mark: omg gurlfriend that's hot af. You're gonna be in heaven with that angel's three-way!!!
Mark: omg gurlfriend that's hot af. You're gonna be in heaven with that angel's three-way!!!
by Jessica Candy August 1, 2023
Get the angel's three-waymug. Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.
A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!
by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010
Get the Three Lane Montymug. A long-running American rock band formed in 1967 by Daniel "Danny Hutton" (September 10, 1942-), Cory Wells (February 5, 1941- October 21, 2015), and Charles "Chuck" Negron (June 8, 1942-).
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Three Dog Night is best known for the following songs:
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 31, 2021
Get the Three Dog Nightmug. I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..
by Zonal K June 26, 2018
Get the meat in three vagmug. A term used to ejaculate in all three holes, Vagina , Anal and mouth of your girlfriend during one sex session.
by samduk January 19, 2010
Get the Three shot volleymug. The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.
Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.
by Milaga March 26, 2009
Get the Three Card Charliemug.