Brian Thomas

A man who has a spit kink

Man1: Do you know Brian Thomas?
Man2: Yeah he has a spit kink

by Oven hjkhgfg July 17, 2021

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

st. thomas pa

A place with mainly trailer parks and meth head tattoo artist... The highlight of your day will be goin to the unimart for your "reds and chaw."

Person 1: I just came through st. thomas pa
Person 2: Did you get your free hit of meth and shitty tattoo from Brian L?

by Chunky1 January 22, 2014

ms. thomas

A jerk who teaches drama and has no fashion help

ugh your such a ms. thomas

by hiiikhsjkskf January 2, 2018

Thomas The Tank Engine

When a male with a boner runs into a female with her legs open and inserts the penis while running

Hey babe, wanna do the Thomas The Tank Engine?

by FuckMeSillyV2.69 September 21, 2019

thomas hardy

Hardy was a poet and novelist who admired keats, Bryon and shelly. Was concidered a romantic, modernist and victorian poet. Held agnostic and or athiest themes in his work, belifed in a vengful God however couldn't understand the need for God in the natural world it just made no sence to him. Was also into incestual love with his very much younger cousin, ignored his wife until he realised she died got all guilty and wrote some of his best poems when in mourning for her. He never concidered himself a poet until he was about 60 yrs old. An ugly guy who seemed to attracted a large amount of ladies. Born in dorset resented the industrial rev

Thoughts of phrena-a poem about his perfect women and his dead cousin.

by Magda Goebbels May 1, 2005

harry thomas

massive cunt. Lets face it.

ah, don't do be a harry thomas

by _thomasjames_ July 16, 2014