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Third wheeling

by Valarie-FreyFrey October 16, 2023
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Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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third eye hi-5

aka head bump, when you and another touch foreheads, as do American football players (helmeted, usually) and Tibetan lamas (ceremonially)
Don't just hug me, give me a third eye hi-5..!
by caddy wampus April 23, 2011
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Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.
“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”
by Omg Rebecca September 15, 2019
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5.5-tuple-third-cousin

5.5-tuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eleven great-great-grandparents in common.
My 5.5-tuple-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.
I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
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benjamin george thomas the third

ben.

aka a guy with really weak shins
“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”
by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022
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