massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 01, 2016

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unicorn meat

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.

Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro

by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019

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posters in Mr. Imans class that Morgan Swank made in 3rd hour geography!!

Dang thos unicorn-lovers are nice! Good job Morgan!!
Thanks girl!!

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Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.

Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.

by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

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Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit

This is unicorn shit!

by frabrizio May 25, 2018

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Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.

Jill’s still single because she’s hunting unicorns.

by autrsc May 05, 2018

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When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect

Was hanging out with my buds and one of them gave me my first "Stuffed Unicorn"

by Squirrel_Breath April 13, 2017

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