Hole in Two

A sexual act of the "German Miner Surpise" category, in which the male has the female positioned 'doggy style' (P-1469) and prepares for insertion, but surprises the female by instead inserting himself into 'door no. 2' (Hole-2).

"Oh yeah, stick it in"
"It's going in"
"John.....?......OH MY GOD! YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME A HOLE IN TWO!"

by German Sexual Deviant April 12, 2005

take two

usually a command to take two standing aids on a moving bus though its certain if you hold on to them they will break/ snap under your weight

Carney: take two
Kiara: *recluctantly takes two straps on the bus
are you calling me fat ?
Carney: no
*shoves a third to kiara after a second glance
Kiara: *takes the thrid...

by YoureAmazing December 06, 2008

two bagger

when you are having sex with a real ugly person and you need two bags, one for there head and one for yours incase there bag falls off

whow she's a two bagger

by hilly February 01, 2007

two steppin

a walk or strut in series of 2 steps

shots rung out across the hood and he just kept two steppin down the street

by c-beans August 26, 2007

two step

A "hardcore song" dance. You usually do it during the breakdown of a song. Similar to Skanking in punk/ska music. Different in every city/state like Nyc and New Jersey and Maryland etc... Dont get confused with the kids jumping around swinging there arms and legs trying to hurt eachother(stupid, i dont know what they are doing). That almost always ends up in a fight.

"breakdown of a song"

Guy A: Time to two step.
Guy B: Nice, watch out for the dumb kid trying to kill everyone.

by onekilO December 28, 2005

Two faced

Has a good and a bad side and can change frequently between them. Often causing arguments or disturbances in a relationship.

"She was good in bed and kind to me but then she started shouting at me, two faced bitch!"

by Rubetronsexyassbitch69 July 08, 2015

two-bagger

A very repulsive woman. An ugly ho. A girl you need 2 paper bags on her head, in case the first one falls off.

My God, man! The Troylet you were talking to is a real two-bagger!

by irekev September 04, 2005