A strange event that occurs once a year On the second weekend of December. During the act of tree trimming extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune Christmas carols except for those named Lisa and Christina, eat Popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white elephant that involves many paper bags, and lastly take part in a high stakes game where dollars are exchanged and dice and insults are thrown. All in all tree trimming if full of laughs and joy, and above all good old family bonding <3
by Chipper_kate16 November 26, 2016
We're twisting trees tonight, you in?
by ganja g October 27, 2010
noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.
by paulox May 19, 2014
A word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. They don't hug trees they fuck them. Usually they waste usable space to put in a tree.
Mark:: Did u see that new park in Malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!
Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker
Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker
by Kaity-is-Kool July 20, 2011
A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.
by Ranner Fuller December 19, 2013
by The nutty little squirrel August 24, 2006
"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.
by Dark Dave October 14, 2019