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Purple Smurf

When a man or a woman yells, "Gnap!", and bites the buttocks of another person. This is usually performed during sex or foreplay by heterosexual men and lesbians. This is normally performed on PAWGs, Big Booty Latinas, and Big Booty Asian women. This is inspired by the 1981 episode of the Hanna Barbara cartoon, "The Smurfs".
Black dude: Dang bro., that PAWG is fine. I love how her booty jiggles.
Latino: Si, hermano! I took her to my apartment, last week. I hit that PAWG doggystyle. After I creampied her, I

yelled, "Gnap!" and performed a Purple Smurf on both of her ass cheeks to mark my territory.
Black dude: Dang, bro. That's what's up.

White girl: So, how was the first date with your new Puerto Rican friend?
Black dude: It was straight. I took her out to get some coffee. After we had coffee, I took her to my apartment and I noticed her booty was big and firm. Before I hit that doggystyle, I yelled, "Gnap!". I bit her on the right butt cheek and left a red mark.
White Girl: OMG, that's disgusting! TMI.

Black Dude: You should get your Asian boyfriend to try that on you.
by PAWG Lover 407 May 26, 2019
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smurf

verb - to be colored blue

smurf(-s,-ing,-ed)
I bought some paint for the game and smurfed myself; blue is one of my school's colors.
by quadman08 April 1, 2009
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Papa smurf

A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!
by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023
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Smurf

Someone who plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and is a really high rank but buys a account with a lower rank do destroy kids :)
Dude that kid one taped me hes such a SMURF
by Derpy Tinklepants October 7, 2016
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Will smurf

Will smurf is a smurf that look like Will Smith, it has the same facial features but has a body and a skin color like a smurf.
by Treydeez22r35 January 27, 2022
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psycho smurfs

bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together
Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?
by starr7 May 13, 2022
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Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019
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