Ivan Master Race

An internet sub-culture created after a young Asian Fortnite prodigy that goes by the in-game alias of "40 HoneyComb". Ivan Master Race isn't just a phrase, it's also a statement that's become a lifestyle inspiring all young gamers to be great at Fortnite. 40 HoneyComb is the face of Ivan Master Race, literally.

Billy: "Bro did you see 40 HoneyComb 1v2 Symfuhny and BrookeAB?"

Johnny: "Yup, that kid's cracked bruh, Ivan Master Race!"

by hypnix November 3, 2020

Baba Alien Race

The greatest race of intelligent life. The peak of all greatness. Nothing is more powerful than the Baba. The Baba have even made a Number 1 hit song featuring The Minions. There are only 3 official Superior Baba's, but there are still millions of Traditional Baba's.

I am apart of the Great Baba Alien Race, Oh My God Baba.

by JesterOfLives August 27, 2022

columbian drag race

When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.

"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"

"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"

"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"

by Saltonic Drinks January 12, 2009

Race Against Time

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.

-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"

by Himself666 June 20, 2010

shopping cart races

An event created summer of 2009, and held in Anchorage, Alaska on a random Thursday night, where teams of "girlfriends" enjoy a scavenger hunt throughout downtown, stopping at the local bars and misc places along the way. Each team must have a theme, and dress up as well as decorate their shopping cart accordingly. They must also have a digital camera to document their tasks and a check off list for the bartenders at each stop to initial after the specified drink has been drunk. We do not encourage stealing shopping carts and will take full responsibility for such actions once we're arrested, because there's a good chance it'll happen.

B: "what is all this talk about shopping cart races and how did i get involved?"
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."

by theGETSOMEgirlsofAK May 13, 2009

Pregnant Racing Woman

a woman who is running in a race while she is pregant.

Georgia is a 6 months in being a pregnant racing woman some say she will retire

by Juddah March 30, 2009

Chilean Arms Race

When two naked men stand facing each other with a woman on her knees between them. Each of the men's penis is pointed at the sides of the woman's face. She begins to jerk them off until ones fires the first shot.

I was at a party, and this girl was giving me a handjob, and my buddy walked in... She started jerking him off too! It was like a chilean arms race.

by nocturnalAA January 8, 2013