Someone who starts claiming to be an asshole to avoid being the same mollycoddle next door or down the street they were growing up, rather than because they really are an asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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The poser would pose as kindhearted when he/she wanted acceptance from the kindhearted folks, and as an asshole when he/she wanted acceptance from assholes.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone who thinks they're making a major statement or changing the world every time they do something an asshole would do, like it's their first time being that way and they have to do/outdo more to prove they are an asshole to other assholes than everybody else.
The poser thought everything he/she said that an asshole would say needed to end up as a quote online somewhere, otherwise people would remember what he/she was like growing up.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone who tries the rebellious teenager image even though they were always the goody two shoes who behaved exactly within the rules as expected by authority figures, and got other people in trouble or spied on them as a kid.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone who starts claiming to be tough around the edges at some point as an adult, though it's not who he/she is or was as a kid.
The poser kept posing as somebody with a rough edge, even though giving intel (or counter intel) to teacher's and authority figures, and other shit that he/she did as a spy kid was closer to his/her own definition of smooth, always evading trouble for himself/herself while getting everyone else in trouble. Really, the poser's rough edge image was created as a defense to keep people from messing with him/her like they did when he/she was a kid.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone who thinks that if you like yourself even a little bit, or you like where you're from, or you like your life, that you're prideful because you dont think the way they think, you dont think everything in life that doesnt have dollar signs to go with it sucks.
Nobody was going to miss the poser telling them about freedom and life while trying to gain more power.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone desperate to convince the world they are not a prude and dont care what anybody thinks, despite being pretentious and/or superficial.
The poser said he/she didnt care what anybody thought of him/her and that he/she wasnt a prude, but his/her actions showed someone who cared desperately about what people thought of him/her.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020
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