Mommy

That strange lady you called because college is nothing like you thought it would be.

“Mommy, the other kids are mean, can you come pick me up!”

by Veeve June 6, 2023

Mommy

A sexual kink that femboys, chads, and sometimes egirls share.

femboy; hey mommy
Chad: Yo whats up

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021

mommy

sjjsjsjsjsjs idk bro

"hey ___"
"hey mommy"

by bootyeater79872 May 28, 2022

Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

Mommy milkers

The act of having death threatening breasts.

(Noun)

Relating to having large tits, boobs, titties, boobies, breasts, milkerz.

Person 1: I want her mommy milkers

Person 2: yeah same 🤤

Person 1: proceeds to chop them off and take them To person 2

Person 2: BRO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY WANTING THEM

by Sou1E@t3r January 6, 2022

MUSCULAR MOMMY

The girl i want.

Look i see a muscular mommy
Where?

by Zoroark ass sniffer April 11, 2024

mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own

After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020