Matthew Batke is cool kid who has iPhone 10 he’s very popular at school and gets straight A’s. If u ever date him ur one lucky also he has the coolest best friend ever name Muhammad. And he has a gaming pc and he plays war zone.
by Deez just. April 20, 2021
Get the Matthew Batkemug. An extremely positive and inquisitive person who, very commonly, exhibits/indulges (in) peculiar actions/activities.
by FluteBoy#1 May 14, 2018
Get the Matthew Morrismug. Matthew Higham sucks balls :)
by Mariokartsmells likecrap March 29, 2022
Get the Matthew Highammug. The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
Get the Matthew readermug. Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...
He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...
He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...
by Barney Barney December 14, 2020
Get the Matthew Garciamug. The nicest, and most polite person you`ll ever meet. This person is more than likely a boy, handsome/pretty, and Matthew doesn't know it, Matthew is quiet, Matthew is looked at as a weird or awkward person, but that is so he can talk to the people that will talk to him first so he knows who his friends are. Be nice to Matthew, he wants friends but doesn't know how to.
by jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjh December 22, 2016
Get the matthew hurleymug. 1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matthew: Yeah course mate
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matthew: Yeah course mate
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
Get the The Matthew Bentonmug.