Outlook Jockey

(n.) A coworker or manager whose immediate, knee-jerk impulse upon receiving any email, question, or new piece of information is to schedule a meeting in Microsoft Outlook to discuss it, often when a simple reply or quick chat or slack would suffice.

Synonyms: Meeting Maven, Calendar Crusader, Slot-Filler.

"Don't even bother emailing Chris with a complicated question; he'll just respond by acting like an Outlook Jockey and invite the entire team to a 90-minute meeting next Tuesday."

by HoldenGreene October 1, 2025

chicken jockey

the word in the Minecraft movie that every theater goes insane over

joes friend: oh shit joe, he's gonna say it!
Jack black: chicken jockey!
the entire ass movie theater: explodes

by neonVX May 9, 2025

chicken jockey

A Minecraft mob that was popularized by the Minecraft movie to the point of being considered a brainrot term

Jack Black: Chicken Jockey
The theater: *explode in popcorn

by I used my real name for my acc April 11, 2025

alien jockey

a man who has a fetish with aliens

(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)

guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse

Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey

by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 2, 2014

Chicken Jockey

Chicken Jockey is a mob from Minecraft where a Baby Zombie will ride a Chicken, creating a Chicken Jockey. The mob was popularized by the Minecraft Movie.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

by unknownperson:p April 9, 2025

Knob-Jockey

A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob

Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"

by Yuppy_254 April 13, 2023

Chicken Jockey

This shit has ruined my life I genuinely want to jump into lava but since I'm 5% chicken I'll be called lava chicken please end my fucking life

I'm FUCKING sick of "Chicken jockey" all I hear when I walk outside is "when she chickens on my jockey" I genuinely want to LAVA bucket release all over myself to out me out of my misery please end me

by TheGoofiestGoober April 18, 2025