Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.

BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"

by WIPEN' FORWARDS May 26, 2018

ghost hickies

when you wake up or sit up after being in an awkward position and you have red marks that look like hickies

Boy: Where did you get those hickies?
Girl: Oh, these are ghost hickies. I slept all twisted up last night.

by ooferz May 27, 2018

Ghost Butter

When you cum on an Ouija board and make someone use and they get cum on their hands.

Bro you got ghost butter all over my hands

by The butter man January 14, 2020

Ghost Track

When you hear the lyrics to a song and search for the name of it, but can find absolutely nothing related to it

Damn it! I really like the music but searching for the lyrics won't help. Must be a ghost track.

by Shocklore January 18, 2020

Ghost Body

A sex partner you claim you had but never did.

Did you hear Jermey and had sex with Kara?

No, it’s probably a ghost body.

by therealjoedie April 4, 2020

ghost cone

When you light your cone but you forgot to pack it.

"I lit my lighter and realised that I hadn't packed my cone, GHOST CONE!? ".

by 420lol April 4, 2020

Platonically ghosted

Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.

Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.

by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020