Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"

Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!

by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021

fuckin up rotation

when one person passes the weed the wrong way and you just want to stab them in the god damn throat

dude stop fuckin up rotation

by oharu April 22, 2017

fuckin minttt

when something happens to you that is really depressing but you just gotta laugh through it all

“i just missed my bus, fuckin minttt”

by ayyylarrrr17 November 14, 2019

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

The Quantum Fuckining

The Quantum Fuckining is when an individual feels (like they should give a fuck, might have a fuck to give, or fuck it all. Thus the fuck has been quantified; therefore existing and not existing all at once.)
A large group of people may experience a mass desensitized by a sudden and seemingly endless set backs such as but not limited to, pandemics, power hungry leadership, and disaster after disaster. May collectively experience (The Quantum Fuckining) together.

The quantum Fuckining of 2020 when a world wide pandemic revealed the strength and weaknesses of the world leaders and childishness of adults everywhere over wearing face panties.

by Ms.Karma November 8, 2020

chase mother fuckin adams

Rollin swollin.

Chase Mother fuckin adams is rollin swollin.

by Tcic March 3, 2017