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Dog Eggs

A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear.

Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.

If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.

Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears

HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice?

John: Damn, we are out of eggs!

Tim: rover.....walkies!

Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
by TheBadVoice February 21, 2011
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Lou-Dog

Sublime lead singer Brad Nowell's dog.
It smelled like Lou-Dog inside the van
by AceRockola April 9, 2005
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Rain dog

A Rain Dog is a dog caught in the rain, with its whole trail washed away by the water so he can't get back home. A stranded dog, who wants nothing better than to get home.

People who live outdoors, people who sleep in doorways, loners knit together by some corporeal way of sharing pain and discomfort.

A term coined by Tom Waits on his album named Rain Dogs
Inside a broken clock
Splashing the wine with all the rain dogs
Taxi, we’d rather walk
Huddle a doorway with the rain dogs
For I am a rain dog too

(from Tom Waits' Rain Dogs)
by The Eyeball Kid April 26, 2006
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invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
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shrug dog

exclusive bar in east new york, brooklyn. also a phrase used to reply to text messages you are unsure of how to answer, are drunk, and are shrugging and hanging out with a dog. first you send the shrug and dog emoji, and then you shrug dog.
Imma be at shrugdog tonight, come by.

Sit on my face.”

-shrug dog
by st.misto June 12, 2018
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Marty Dog

A Marty Dog is a tall ginger male whore, someone who really enjoys sex with either females or males, most have unibrows and scraggly beards. Sometimes are crackheads.
"I hooked up with that chick from last night!" Jim said. Mark replied, " Bro, she was a Marty Dog."
by dabombhowie May 28, 2014
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Tubby Dog

Arabian Goggles with Chili.

While sitting on the face of another person with your balls on their eyes, dick on their forehead, take a big shit in their mouth.
He passed out drunk at the party and one of the guys gave him a Tubby Dog.
by Chili_lover_extreme_155758 September 13, 2011
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