crab monger

a person mainly "woman" with small crab like creatures on her ho ass VJJ. its scientific name is pubic lice.condoms do not protect us dudes from crabs.

Oh my God that Crab Monger Prostitute gave me crabs ,it really ####in hurts.

by Save ur self November 7, 2010

head crabs

a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

by Cilantro March 13, 2009

Crab Water

a delicacy excreted from female crabs during spawning, mighty hard to catch but fantastic for puting the ying back into someones yang

Warwick had some crab water and instantly felt full of yang

by kelvo December 9, 2004

Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.

Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.

by Smashed February 24, 2003

mexican crab dangle

A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.

So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"

by KintaroOay[42h] November 1, 2006

Blue Crab Casserole

When a girl has both pubic lice and a yeast infection.

Last night I went down to eat her out and she had blue crab casserole!

by that was my name! February 4, 2010

nut crab monster

a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.

two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN

by the poon assasain May 16, 2010