three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by March 03, 2015

Flag

Get the three sharts to the wind mug.

meat in three vag

When you shit and manage to cram it into three women's vaginas - while it is still warm.

I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..

by Zonal K June 26, 2018

Flag

Get the meat in three vag mug.

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 09, 2019

Flag

Get the Three-Handed-Jackson mug.

Three Dog Night

A long-running American rock band formed in 1967 by Daniel "Danny Hutton" (September 10, 1942-), Cory Wells (February 5, 1941- October 21, 2015), and Charles "Chuck" Negron (June 8, 1942-).

Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.

The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.

Three Dog Night is best known for the following songs:

-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)

-Shambala
-One

-Easy to Be Hard

-Never Been to Spain

-Joy to the World

-Black and White

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 01, 2021

Flag

Get the Three Dog Night mug.