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sneaky icecube

The Sneaky Icecube is a technique women use to get out of sexual activities when they're not in the mood. They insert an icecube in their vagina before sex, so when a man enters her, they feel the cold and go limp.
Typical Chad: Yo did you hook up with Brittney again last night?
Unfortunate Brad: Nah man, this time the bitch hit me with the sneaky icecube. Couldn't get hard the whole rest of the night.
by UltimateWeenie June 16, 2018
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Sneaky almond joy

Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
by Felix_liter June 27, 2018
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sneaky leaver

When someone leaves the room, trying to not be noticed to go and masturbate.
Hey, remember when i randomly ran off last night? Ha. Im a sneaky leaver.
by Icubertyyyyyy July 5, 2018
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texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
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Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.
Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”
by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019
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The sneaky steven

When your woman doesn't tend to your needs so you masturbate into all her clean panties so you now you still got your cum on her pussy.
Man my woman shut me down last night. So the next day after she went to work I went through her underwear and gave her the sneaky steven!
by JohnnyfleXXX February 14, 2019
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The Sneaky Butthole

AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.
“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”
by The Sneaky Butthole OG October 4, 2018
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