Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.

Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”

by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025

Grape

n. When a female partner of a male uses her hand to squeeze his testicles to get the truth out of him. This processes is very painful and can result in many problems.

v. The process of squeezing a mans testicles to get the truth out of him.

Girl: He wouldn't explain what that picture was doing on his phone so i graped it out of him!

Guy: My girlfriend graped me last night! It sucked!

by Headstone October 11, 2011

Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.

Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.

by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020

Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.

I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.

by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023

squishy grape

A person that no one likes

"oh Kylie, i hate her."
"Yea i knoowwww, she is such a squishy grape."

by MyPseudonymLmao January 13, 2018

welshers grape juice

When a deal or bet is made, and one of the parties involved backs out and does not pay up or welshers on the deal

You lost the bet and didn't pay up, now I have to go the store and buy you some welshers grape juice

by TrentifordEarl December 19, 2018

GRAPE

THE GRAPE IS FUCKING AMAZING AND THE GRAPE IS LIKE LSD AND THE BEST IS THAT IT'S LEGAL

WANT A GRAPE IT'S LEGAL

by grossepenis February 19, 2020